Euphoric, Narcotic, pleasantly Hallucinant

My name is Jolene.
Vegetarian. Nutritionist. Naturalist. Nudist. Hippie. Laid back. Open minded. No religion. Piercings. Potty mouth. Grammar freak. I Love reading. Feisty. Tattoos. Art. Music. Chuck Palahniuk. INCUBUS. Sex. Love. Enlightenment.

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(via juuliaspage)

sexloveandpizza:

brieandbeer:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

OMGGGG

Need to do this

HahahaHahaha

(via warlockzoo)

Hearing someone with the same name as you

thisaddictionissicknen:

did-you-kno:

Source

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(Source: ijustateurbrain, via sgt-scottyradfox)

(Source: tooplebeian, via floobadoob)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via ten-more-minutes)

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

(via ten-more-minutes)

lemongrabxvx:

Reblog this if you are a vegan who is not on the side of the animal abusers and believe that they deserve no sympathy.
I want to follow you all, those of us who aren’t apologists need to stick together.

(via the-herbal-alchemist)

(via floobadoob)

(Source: omghowcutetheyare, via voxamberlynn)

(Source: dingyfeathers, via bruiseandbang)

hippieseurope:

☮❤☮❤

(Source: relax-be-breathe, via namaste-earthling)